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BOO! I wouldn't live in a haunted house;

It's something I just wouldn't do.

Not in creepy haunted house.

Not with me or even with you.

There's ghosties that hide in the shadows,

And spiders spin webs down the walls.

Things going bumpety all night long,

And footsteps go stomping down halls.

Voices that whisper when nobody's there

And shadows abound in the nighttime.

And just when you think all the ghouls have moved out,

They return for some serious fright-time.

They'll give you a poke on the back of your neck,

Or someone unseen tugs your hair.

You just know there's someone standing behind

If you dare to look...nobody's there.

I wouldn't live in a haunted house,

But on the last of October,

I might drop in for a quick little stay

And bring all my candy right over.

When the sun goes down at the edge of town

And the moon rises glorious yellow,

There's something in Halloween's glowing time

That makes all the ghosties quite mellow.

Then little ones come, dressed in costumes galore.

A haunted house might be just dandy

For you and I, Love, to spend our Halloween

On our haunted porch, handing out candy!

What are you gonna dress up in?